This story needs a bit of background, although not too much because I don't want to gross you all out. The short version is that Scott and I (if you weren't already privy to this information) have a sex swing. Previously, he's had to mount it from a garage beam, which is not very romantical, so the poor apparatus has been unused for quite some time. Now that we are in our new house, with tons of space, my dear sweet husband has decided to buy a STAND for this crazy, perverted, awesome apparatus (and in my honest opinion, every girl should own one, but I digress).
Today, the stand arrived and this MONSTROSITY took up our living room. If only we had a dungeon.....
Anyway, without further ado, here are the pics (Mom, put your hands over Dad's eyes):